Episode 345 | Por qué, My Valentine?
New Rory & MAL
iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
4.6 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Happy Valentine’s Day! While the guys have nothing planned (1:00), Baby D is ready to live up to her “Damp February” (4:00), Mal picks a winner from 2 contestants in our Valentine’s Day Voicemail competition (33:20), Rory has flashbacks to Summer 2009 when survived Newark chlamydia while mourning Michael Jackson’s death in a Harlem Red Lobster. Plus, comedian Felipe Esparza joins the show to talk about how he slept his way to the bottom (1:12:11), avoided being kidnapped, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | No, Warren, Ma! |
| 0:04.0 | My name is Cupid Valentino, |
| 0:06.0 | the modern day of Cupid, |
| 0:09.0 | and I just want to say one thing, |
| 0:11.0 | Happy Valentine's Day |
| 0:15.0 | Every day in the 14 |
| 0:18.0 | I don't think you hurt, man, I just want to say happy Valentine's Day. |
| 0:23.6 | Every day of the 14th. |
| 0:27.6 | Can y'all dig that? |
| 0:29.6 | Now, when arrows don't penetrate, see, |
| 0:34.6 | Cupid cracks the pistol. |
| 0:36.6 | Ah, yeah, now, now look at here, he shoots straight. See Cupid cracks the pistol Ah |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah |
| 0:39.3 | Now look at here |
| 0:40.3 | He shoots |
| 0:41.3 | Straight for your heart |
| 0:43.3 | Now |
| 0:44.3 | And he won't miss you |
| 0:46.3 | But that's all right |
| 0:48.3 | Y'all won't believe in me anyway |
| 0:50.3 | But |
| 0:51.3 | You won't believe in me |
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