Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for really applauding and not

rand-palling it. You know what I'm talking about? This is an amazing week. A week of a

lot of fake scandals and one real one will get to that. But here's my favorite

fake one you saw on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Israel spoke before Congress, the Republicans

fucking love this guy. I thought they were gay for Reagan, but I mean they were jumping

up and down like they're ready Taylor Swift Gods and okay, but here's the scandal the

next day. All these reput, all these conservative outlets got on Rand Paul, the Kentucky

Senator because he wasn't clapping enthusiastically enough because we live in North Korea now,

people, and the next day Rand Paul said, I gave the man 50 standing ovation. One for each

Jew and Kentucky. What are you wanting to do? Play Tevye and Fittler on the roof? I mean,

apparently they do. I mean neat that Republicans went all out. Ted Cruz was wearing Stara

David face paint and a clip on beard. Lindsey Graham was throwing his panties right at BB.

It was amazing. Mitch McConnell was running around showing everybody his circumcision. I mean,

me. No, of course they did it to get Obama's goat, but you know, Obama got the last laugh

this week because another fantastic jobs report came out. Analysts. Analysts say the economy

is an ideal shape for a Republican to come in and record again in 2016. Listen to this,

295,000 new jobs last month. Unemployment is down to 5.5%, which the Fed says is full

of employment. For the first time since 1977, private sector job growth has exceeded 200,000

for 12 consecutive months. Or as they report on Fox News, Hillary used the wrong email. Over

humanity, she used her own email address instead of the office one, ladies and gentlemen,

this is a calamity. The likes of rich, this country has never seen. I'll never forget where

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