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It is kind of like riding a bike. I figured it how pretty fucking fast. Yeah, I'm sure you did. What I will say is I did not plan for this to happen. Like I figured that this would be kind of an impromptu thing. I'd have to kind of build the balls up to text someone and be like, hey, you should come over and fuck me. Oh, I thought you had some kind of a plan in mind. I really didn't.

It was not a diabolical plan. It was just, I woke up really fucking horny, and you had to leave her work super, super early. Yeah, I was gone. I was gone early, yeah. So I texted, and the other thing I'll say is, I realized very quickly how small my roster now is. Because I'm like, well, I have. I basically have two dudes that I can text. And if neither of them are available, then I'm going to really enjoy some vibrator action today. Yeah. And thankfully, the first one I texted was like, yeah, I can be there in a couple hours. And I was like, perfect.

Yeah. So he came over and we banged. I got pictures and a video. Yeah. So the plan was for me to do everything in secret. I told you, I was like, oh, I have a work call. I have to be on at noon.

And you're like, okay. And so if you call me or you text me and I don't answer, that's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I wanted it to be a surprise. One of the things you and I talked a lot about is like this element of you don't necessarily want to know before it happens. You find it hotter to find out afterwards. Yeah. So what I planned on doing was banging, taking some quick little pictures and videos and then shooting them off to you throughout the day because you told me you were gone all day long. I was supposed to be gone all day. And then all of a sudden, my phone is ringing. We're like just finishing up fucking and it's you. And I'm like, I have a guest here. And you're like, oh, should I not come home then? I was like, no, we're just finishing up. But yeah, I did kind of ruin a little bit of the surprise element, but it was still pretty fucking hot. Yeah, I mean, you sent me pictures. I got video, audio on my ride at home, which is super hot. But yeah, I thought it was great. I mean, I was, you know, some concern about obviously how you were going to handle it, but because we had just played the night before. Yes. And you were a little sore. Yeah, I was definitely hurting a little bit, but I mean, yeah, sex post-op is just completely different. It really is. First of all, and this is probably because I'm just not fucking that much. And I don't know. I was going to say TMI, but this show is never TMI. I am so ridiculously tight that it's almost uncomfortable. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's different for whatever reason or reasons, you know. So I was, I was a little concerned you were going to be, you know, a little bit banged up. Yeah. No pun intended. Yeah, I was fine. The other thing I will say, though, is I was the most confident I have ever

been in that this is the first time ever, ever that I have literally just stripped completely

fucking naked in front of somebody and not even thought anything of it. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, besides you. I mean, because you and I've been doing that since we started fucking again. Like, I'll just get naked. I came to bed in the skimpiest piece of lingerie the other night. Well, you've been, I mean, you're naked this afternoon. I mean, you're just naked all the time now. But why not, right? it's like you have to rip off the bandaid at some point you just got to do it

well i mean that's what you've done rip off the band-aid at some point.

You just got to do it.

I mean, that's what you've done this thing. I knew that I had to do it, but I thought for sure what was going to happen is like the first time it happened, I was going to be this neurotic mess and I was going to be like, oh, my fucking God. Like, I challenged myself going into this before the guy even got there. I was like, I am going to get naked in front of him.

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