Is Trump going to convert to Zoroastrianism in jail?

Yeah.

Is that?

He's gonna request, if he doesn't go to jail, he's on house arrest, he should he should remake, recreate a cigarette, you know?

Dude. That would be sick if you go to prison and the trope is no longer convert to Islam in prison but rather you convert

to the most esoteric religion still around.

Yeah, I became a Samaritan when I was in, when I was locked up in hackers.

How many how many evangelicals do you think that Trump could make inroads with the

evangelicals continue to if he came out as a Zori Astrianist?

Hmm.

Would they convert?

Would they follow his lead?

Well, here's the thing about Zorastrianism.

Don't you have to be, like, in the problem that currently plagues them, that you can't convert, you have to be in the problem that currently plagues them that you can't convert you have to be

born into it.

Right.

And so they're like shakers, their numbers are dwindling.

Damn.

I need a loophole.

Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, it would be time if you were facing like extinction basically as a faith.

I think that would be a good opportunity to call a meeting of the

of your priest scribes and holy man and say listen I know we've been doing this this way for 4,000 years okay but who's going to be the

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