Episode 345: "Lance and Balls" with Mo Mandel, Brandt Tobler and Lance Patrick
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2014
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Mo Mandel, Brandt Tobler and Lance Patrick are on this very special episode of talkinS hit. Round two! They get drunk and talk some sh*t. Find out about what on this episode of talkinS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys before we start the show I want you to know there's no sponsors on this episode you know what that means no money so here I go to beg |
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| 0:31.5 | talking shit. Also use the Amazon banner when you click through when you buy anything that really helps out the show too it's just a little bit of money we make Amazon kicks us back some money |
| 0:39.9 | When you buy stuff doesn't cost you anything just cost Amazon money and we make the money so it helps the show so we can keep bringing you funny shows every week. |
| 0:48.5 | I never fucking let you down. Don't let us down. Let's start the show. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh. Oh. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh. That's all I do is talk shit. |
| 1:02.0 | No doubt. |
| 1:04.0 | You know I kept talking shit. |
| 1:07.0 | Mother fuck you damn shithead, bitch. |
| 1:10.0 | Fuck you, your stupid hoe. |
| 1:13.0 | Tell me just what you know. |
| 1:16.0 | You know I kept talking shit. |
| 1:18.0 | Mother fuck you damn shit, |
| 1:21.0 | bitch. I talk the shit till I'm old |
| 1:23.2 | so what the fuck you bitch goddamn ass-hose |
| 1:28.3 | and he's married you in your chair |
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