Episode 345: Drag Race All Stars 7 – Episode 4: Fairytale Justice

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Once upon a time–this week, actually–the queens headed to court for an even more fantastical version of AS4’s “Jersey Justice.” (Judge Michelle Visage is still in leopard print.) We disagree WILDLY on this one, Mary’s, from Viv’s Little Red Lying Hood to Shea’s Halle Beary, and especially about Witch Theresa the Tuck and that porch of hers. We can agree that Jaida made the sharpest point on the runway (even if she doesn’t appear to be the sharpest crayon [pronounced “cran”] in the box this season). The judges take hyperbolic praise to a new level, Ru and Shea mix words, Jennifer Bowers Chapman plays it safe and Monet is the next queen to learn the secrets of the plunger… Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Instagram: @alrightmarypod Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) // @johnnyalso1 (Twitter) Colin: @colindrucker_ (Instagram) // @colindrucker (Twitter) Web: www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ www.alrightmary.com BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary (discount code: AlrightMary)

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0:00.0	All right, Mary.
0:17.6	And the litigants are just leaving the courtroom.
0:20.8	Hello, three pig sisters.
0:22.7	Well, you were unsuccessful in this courtroom.
0:25.9	What do you think you could have done to make this case
0:28.8	go better?
0:30.4	When?
0:31.2	But you know what they say.
0:32.2	Fake it until you make it.
0:34.2	You make it.
0:35.2	And I'm really trying to describe it.
0:37.2	You're what's happening.
0:38.5	The stress is just really getting to me.
0:41.6	Your ear falling off.
0:42.6	I'm sorry.
0:42.8	You're going to have to speak up.
0:44.1	I can only hear you have as well.
0:47.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:47.8	Any regret?
0:48.9	I mean, it is what it is.
0:51.7	True words have never been spoken.
0:53.9	Well, thank you, ladies.
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