Episode 345: Dancing Plague 2: More Weird Plagues!
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
It's been over 5 years since Jesse last told us about the dancing plague, and it's finally time for our favourite history teacher to tell us about more weird plagues and diseases!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome back to the Chaluminati podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by Hello everybody and welcome back to the Chulamani podcast. |
| 0:22.9 | It's always I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by the by two risen from the dead after Easter Sunday boys. |
| 0:29.0 | We came out of the hole. |
| 0:30.5 | We came back out of the hole. |
| 0:32.0 | We moved the rock. |
| 0:33.9 | We moved the rock. |
| 0:34.8 | What is it? |
| 0:35.3 | The rabbit went blind. |
| 0:37.3 | What is the fucking stupid ash it's like |
| 0:39.1 | the what easter bunny like they try to like i remember i was this okay this is like some |
| 0:45.2 | what kind of deep catholicism yeah this is some like i remember any of this is some like |
| 0:50.8 | catechism like easter activity get the kids involved kind of thing. |
| 0:54.8 | But it was like the rabbit saw Jesus come out of the fucking cave and like got turned into like a magic rabbit and like bleached white because he was like, |
| 1:08.9 | Yo, that is. |
| 1:10.7 | That's that's some solid fanfic too. That's like Rudyard Kipling with the elephant that gets like his fucking nose pulled long and shit like that. Like I don't, I never, like, I knew enough to know that it wasn't in the Bible. I was an English major in college. I know what's in the Bible. But I know that's, that, That the only time I've heard that story. Somebody out there. I've ever heard that story before my life. And I am a Catholic. You're telling me, Jesus walks out of that cave. And the rabbit is just standing there. He's like, oh, he was eating a rat. He was eating a carrot. And he turned and he saw came out of the, out of the hole and he dead carrot just fell right out of his mouth. He knew. And he was so stressed out. The rabbit knew the concept of resurrection and was blown away by it. It was like, whoa. He died for the sins of the humans. Not me though. Whoa. I'm still doomed. But he's like, that rabbit was like, though. Whoa. I'm still doing this, but he's like, that rabbit was like, that's a visual joke for Patreon.com. Yeah. If you were on patreon.com slash seminati pod, you will see that I did that hilarious thumbnail of the guy pointing behind him in his mouth open. That's what the rabbit did. That was that rabbit. |
| 2:17.8 | Yeah, |
| 2:18.0 | yeah. |
| 2:18.3 | Feel free to draw your fan art of the rabbit. |
| 2:21.0 | Doing that to Jesus. |
| 2:22.7 | A thumbnail of the rabbit's video where he's like, oh. |
| 2:26.2 | Fantastic. |
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