I want to make this promo for the Phil Hendry Show backstage pass sound almost as if I'm selling you a cut of meat.

Second to none, tasty, firm, cooks up just as tasty and flavorful as you'd like it.

It's the Phil Hendry Show backstage pass.

That's right, just throw it on the grill and forget about it.

Come back about three hours. Never mind. I was going to say come back about three hours later. This is the Phil Henry show

promo plug, take one. You're on. Folks, I'm Phil Hendry. I do a podcast. I also have done a radio

show in the past. I have been called by some people really good, maybe even

great. I don't know. They put me in the Radio Hall of Fame. I don't know. I'm not the kind of guy

that likes to, if you'll pardon the expression, toot his own horn, even though if I knew what that was,

I probably would do it. But what I am here to tell you is this. We have thousands of hours,

thousands, including video casts, radio shows,

podcasts, all kinds of long form and short form comedy, thousands of hours on our website,

for you to peruse, for you to enjoy, for you to, I don't know, download and share with friends.

That's right. Downloading and sharing with friends is a wonderful, wonderful thing. We also have home movies. Home movies taken by my dear father, family members down through the years. You can see the Henry family as it developed. As it... Anyway, I... Don't make it sound like your Frankenstein's family. Well, we're not... No. God, where'd you come from? I was just walking in from the kitchen.

I had some of the pudding.

We had some of the pudding.

Is that all right?

Yeah, that's fine.

The pudding.

Yeah, I made some of the chocolate pudding.

It's very good.

So, as I was saying about the backstage pass, it's less than $10 for one month, less than $10 a month, less than $7 a month if you get a year's subscription

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