Episode 344: Cryptids of New England ft. Crendor
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Mathas tries to take Alex and Jesse on a tour of his cryptid-infested New England home, but not before he's invaded by Chicago's favorite cryptid, Crendor!
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| 2:05.6 | Episode 344. |
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