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The Happy Rant

Episode #343 - Fetishizing Deconstruction and Gossip vs. Christian Reporting

The Happy Rant

Happy Rant

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8896 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas do what they always do and wander to and fro through a variety of topics: Cattle flexing Christians fetishizing the stories of others leaving the faith Performative deconstruction Why are we...

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0:00.0

Hey, welcome to that. Happy Rand.

0:14.0

Hey, welcome to the Happy Rant podcast.

0:16.5

I am Ted Cluck joined as always in studio.

0:20.9

By my good friends, my partners in radio, Barnabas Piper and Ronald J Martin, baby, are you, are you still blissfully

0:29.1

ensconced in a hotel room at a conference somewhere?

0:32.4

Living, living the life that you were put on this

0:34.5

earth to lead or are you back? Boys sadly I'm back. Sadly the dream of you know

0:40.8

re-entering the conference world in TGC it was good it was a great two and a half days but

0:46.0

sadly it has come to an end you know I'm back going back doing what I just don't want to do which is life

0:52.0

yes well that's it and what the conference provides is a is a break from life and if only there was a conference that was year-round baby. You know that's the that's the dream but speaking at dreams

1:04.9

boys someone sent this in the group chat it was pipe with the caption he might be out of the steak business, but he's not done with cows and it was a it was a bit of a cattle flex

1:19.8

By Maddie Chan on Instagram who apparently a cattle flex she just coined a new phrase

1:26.0

Apparently Maddie Chan owns the cattle on a thousand health I'm really jealous of people who get to cattle flex. That sounds amazing.

1:33.2

Oh man, cattle flexing is what I aspire.

1:35.7

I think this is the whole point of the Instagram post, which is like you would never,

1:42.2

okay, so like if you were a mega church pastor you would never walk out into your

1:45.8

garage

1:46.9

and just do the pan thing where you pan around like all of your amazing cars with your

1:51.5

phone and be like look look at all that I've amassed but like

1:55.9

seeing tens of thousands of dollars of cattle running around in the backyard and and filming that is

2:01.2

apparently that's on the table.

2:04.0

Well let me ask you guys the speaking of tens of thousand dollars do you have any idea how much a cow costs?

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