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Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

Episode 342 – Show 342 (with John Kearns and Rob Auton)

Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

Global

Comedy

4.8960 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Happy radio lads! Don’t mind if I do.

It’s Show 342.

Plus, Ed & Matthew were joined by John Kearns, and Rob Auton!

Thanks for downloading the podcast – remember, you can be an Early Worm and catch the show live on Radio X every Sunday 8am – 11am.

Get in touch on sunday@radiox.co.uk

@EdGambleComedy

@matthewcrosby

@johnsfurcoat

@RobertAuton @RobAuton

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:07.6

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0:12.6

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0:18.8

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0:22.1

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0:25.9

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0:28.7

Terms and conditions apply.

0:32.3

This is a global player original podcast.

0:36.6

Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby.

0:39.0

Radio X.

0:40.8

Hello, welcome to the Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby Show on Radio X podcast of the radio show that we do on Radio X, although a lot of you only listen to this bit.

0:48.8

Which is absolutely fine.

0:50.5

However you get your Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby radio show is fine by us.

1:11.4

However you get your kicks is fine. Well, within reason. Yeah, legal. We'll talk about that in a second. But first, if you do hear any drilling going on, it's because they are slowly rebuilding the global building. Yeah. Turing it apart at first. Well, no, that's it's capital extra. That's the hot new track. It's drill. Is this drill music? It's also because the studio door is broken. You can see it slightly ajar at the moment. And they're fixing that next week. Let's just, should we just level the building? Let's just call it. Let's just call it. Radio is dead. let's level the building. It's very exciting show today. It's show 3-4-2.

1:31.0

Yeah, well, building. Let's just call it. Let's just call it. Radio's dead. Let's level the building.

1:31.2

It's a very exciting show today. It's show three, four, two. Yeah.

1:38.5

So, um, we talk more about it. Is that close to what the tune was? Nope.

1:43.6

Yeah, you've gone very, and I'm sorry to say this, Ralph. Ralph Harris, absolutely. Listen, I've got the facial hair already. But anyway, it's the show 342. We celebrate every 57 show. We'll talk more about that in the show proper. Now, normally we'd be reading out emails, reading out all the wonderful emails you've sent. Sure, this is a pre-record,

2:01.6

so it's only a couple of days after we did our last show,

2:03.6

but that's not the reason we're not reading out the emails.

2:05.8

We got emails, but Vin has said we're not going to read them out.

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