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Chilluminati Podcast

Episode 342: Listener Stories

Chilluminati Podcast

Chilluminati Podcast

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The boys read some listeners stories this week!
Do you have any stories you want to (not very confidentially unfortunately) tell the Chilluminati? Check out our subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/

CHILLUMINATI is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Mike Martin, Jesse Cox and Alex Faciane. Hold on to your tin-foil hats and traverse the realms of the mysterious, supernatural, spooky and sometimes truly horrible - and your third eye will never be the same!

Subscribe to our Patreon to support us and for extra content like full video episodes, weekly Minisodes, exclusive art, and more at http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD

MERCH: https://theyetee.com/chilluminati

Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset
Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox
Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/

Editor: DeanCutty
Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social
Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro
Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin

Stories:
1: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1reupni/listener_story_theres_a_few_here/
2: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1r5yvkn/the_time_i_almost_got_shot_re_minisode_263/
3: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1rn00d6/the_spirit_parade_dream/
4: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1pkg9en/viewer_story_my_arguments_for_the_existence_of/
5: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1r7xkr5/the_most_vivid_dream_of_my_life_i_shouldnt_be_here/
6: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1rpnsmq/on_jesses_observation_in_episode_340/

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.4

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0:09.1

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0:14.2

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0:18.2

giving you the chance to spend time with the people shaping the world of true crime.

0:22.6

Crimecom Birmingham is partnered by the True Crime Channel.

0:24.6

For 10% off, go to crimecon.co.

0:26.6

com and use the code Birmingham at checkout. Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamini podcast, episode 342, as always in one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by the Chris and Leon of L.A. Oh, man. What a conundrum. Which one of us is Chris and which one of us is Leon? Let's be clear. Let's be clear. I'm Chris. You can be Leon. But I'll take it. Yeah. And we just finished Resident Evil 9. I feel, I feel amazing taking on the mantle of Leon. Yeah, you could be Leon. It's the most badass dude. Punch a few boulders. Like his dirty ass coach's shirt. His dirty ass college football coach's shirt that he's wearing to you love that line little for anybody's playing

1:28.5

nine minor spoilers here so just like you know close years for a second i loved when he went back

1:32.7

to the rpd and he walked in and he's like lieutenant crab uh marv or whatever his last name is yeah

1:37.8

leon reporting for duty yeah he's like all right little leon he just wanted to be a good boy cop

1:43.9

and he just had the best the worst worst first day ever. Don't you love walking back to places that you've been in your life and then saying the things that you said then to yourself? It was cool, though, but like for, like, for, like, it's like, it's gamers stuff. I played, I played like the first like two hours of Resident Evil nine with Jess and Jess had never seen any other Resident Evil.

2:01.6

So we paused and I'm like, let's rip through R.E.2 as Leon real quick. Yeah. So we did that in like seven hours. And then you come back and you pick up as Leon and go to Ari and it's like, oh, it's like a flashback. It was like an active flashback. If anybody's worried about Mathis spoiling any portion of Resident Evil Requiem, let me tell you that is just the tip of the fan service iceberg.

2:22.2

So just to relax.

2:24.7

Yeah, it's a great game.

2:25.9

And you know where you're not going to find a copy of Resident Evil Nine Requiem available for free download.

2:30.7

That is at patreon.com slash Tuminaw pod because it's not there. Patreon.com slash TumaniPod. We do not offer bootleg games there. That's not something we do. Patreon.com slash Tumni-Pot. What? What, Mathis? What's one thing we do on Patreon.com slash TumontyPod? You get all our main episodes, 100% ad-free. Right. Exactly. And Jesse, what's another thing that we do on patreon.com slash too many pod?

2:51.0

Well, you get to watch rotten popcorn, a show where we watch truly terrible movies. Yes, exactly. And not only that, we do a minisode a favorite single one of these motherfuckers. It's a video version of all of the episodes we do minisoneso and my guys right now. If you get the video version, you can see my cool new Dodgers hat. No, not worth it. Save your money. No. Patreon.com slash Chulamati pod. Patreon.com slash Chulminati pod. Got another. Got another comment. I said that we don't look like our voices from somebody the other day. Well, I disagree because I've been seeing at myself the whole time.

3:26.6

I believe that.

3:27.5

I want to know what you think I look like.

3:29.2

Can you draw me as a person has been a face online for 25 years.

3:36.9

Could you draw me how you think I look like?

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