Episode 342 - Bone Did It

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty cover your favorite Florida Man headlines, featuring “Florida Boy Runs Away to Chick-fil-A” and “Florida Man Uses Sprinkler System to Harass Disabled Children (Instant Shame Corner).”

The boys then launch into a semi-new segment called "Teach Me Something," where Wayne brings the facts on tornado birds (a.k.a. chimney swifts), and Josh shows up with "Can I Eat This?" (immaculate conception edition).

Last but not least, the episode wraps up with a Wild West tale from Florida’s history that ends with two legendary Florida Men dueling in front of a saloon in Lake Okeechobee.

This episode features the news, plenty of laughs, and a deep dive into frontier Florida.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

To learn more about the show, visit our website at www.fmofm.com.

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0:00.0	Starting, Florida Men on Florida Man.
0:05.6	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.
0:13.7	That's where my heart is yearning ever,
0:17.7	home where the old folks stay.
0:25.6	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:36.6	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. Here with my brother how are you sir you doing okay something felt different
0:43.5	something felt different about that i think it was just the or there's a levity there's a levity about
0:48.1	my voice and my appearance something's changed yeah yeah thank you sir yeah yeah had a great week
0:52.6	it's it it's a bit more i feel like there's a lot more masculine energy. Thank you for saying that. Usually I got to come with like 90, 95% of the masculine energy. And now I feel like I'm being buffered. That's right. I changed my... You know when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort were like battling wands.
1:12.3	That's right.
1:12.7	Touching wands.
1:13.3	Yes.
1:13.9	Yep.
1:14.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then in the middle is like, oh, no, who's going to win? Right. And now it was pushback from Harry. And now I feel like you're Harry and I'm Voldemort. Thank you so much. It doesn't have to be that way, but I want to say I changed my party affiliation.
1:26.5	That's what you're noticing.
1:28.3	All these years as a registered Democrat.
1:30.4	You're finally Democrat.
1:31.5	No. It doesn't have to be that way, but I want to say I changed my party affiliation. That's what you're noticing. All these years as a registered Democrat. No, the other way around. Oh, the other way. That's right. Libertarian, treacherous. They call me now. That's not true. Welcome to 342. Josh, over the weekend, I went to my first baseball game as an adult, and I want to unpack that if you have a second.
1:48.0	Is that the masculine energy I feel?
1:50.3	That is what you're feeling.
1:51.4	The team I saw.
1:52.6	Is that a baseball cap on your head?
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