Folks, the world famous Phil Henry show merch store is open 24-7. Go in there anytime you want,

pick out something that you like, something that you want to wear, something you just wear for

yourself around the house. You wouldn't even let your friends see you wear it. In other words,

for instance, get a Ted Bell, chef Carl Chedelia chef's coat. That's right, the actual chef's

coat worn by chef Carl Chedelia in the Ted Bell kitchen. They're

the executive chef. Wear that around the house. Don't let anyone see you as soon as you see

someone come up to the front door, run and hide or change clothes. The next one, what are you

talking about, Phil? It's a way of selling it. Also, the chef's hat. You know those big

balloon kind of, oh yeah, those big balloony kind of chef's hat.

You can get one of those, Chef Carl Jadilly's Chef's hat.

We have as well Barney's Roses T-shirts from the Milwaukee Lions football games.

Barney's Roses, you know, you give her roses, she love you.

Also, I don't know why that's out of context, but that's Barney's Roses.

Getting back to Ted Bell. I'll do it. God Almighty. The Ted Bell bowling shirt. It is a classic. It's one of a kind. It's the original

classic bowling shirt. You can get that at Phil Henry Show merch. And the Ted's of Beverly Hills

hoodie, the sweatshirt, the champion brand, the Belmar Academy Slaughterhouse sweatshirts.

This is the official school that Vernon Dozier, right?

Yeah, that's Coach Dozier School. I don't have a lot of people know what this stuff is, Phil.

Yes, they do if they know the show. Get out of here. Yes, Belmar Academy. That's where Coach

Dozier coaches the varsity football team. And then getting back to Ted's of Beverly Hills,

we have the Ted Bell pullover, the Banlon. We have the ladies' Ted Bell sports shirt.

And then we have some Milwaukee Lions gear.

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