Episode #3410 The New Phil Hendrie Show

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4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Ted gives in and has a family night at the restaurant. Kids everywhere and it’s hell. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy a 30,000 plus hour archive, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…

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0:00.0	You know, if the Phil Henry Show backstage pass was a steak dinner, it would have all the fixings, you'd have the baked potato, you'd have the...
0:07.8	I don't know. What? I mean, I don't eat meat anymore, but...
0:11.0	Well, you remember what a good steak taste like. Yeah, I remember when I enjoyed steaks, yeah.
0:15.3	So? So they were... It's kind of a medium rare. Medium rare. It's a delicious. Perhaps you love the tritp, Phil, I know, and you also loved, didn't you love the sirloins?
0:23.6	I did.
0:24.2	I loved a filet mignon.
0:26.0	Yeah, are you thinking about eating meat again?
0:27.3	Not really, but I guess it was a bad metaphor.
0:29.9	I'll do it. the fixings and by fixings, I'm not being southern because I've never really liked that.
0:38.3	All the fixings.
0:39.3	You know what I mean.
0:40.3	What do you mean?
0:41.3	Like collard greens?
0:42.3	Not collard greens.
0:43.3	What a chunk.
0:44.3	The Phil Henry show would have all the fixings, have baked potato.
0:48.3	So if the Phil, how about this?
0:50.3	If the Phil Henry show was a hamburger, it would be in and out.
0:54.6	It would be an in-and-out burger. It would be a four-guise burger. It would be a five-guise burger.
0:59.6	There is no four-guise. Not unless you're seeing things.
1:03.9	Yeah, it would be like a Zellman burger, you know.
1:07.3	I never heard any of this shit. Get a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show.
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