Episode 341: Wrecked 'Em

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week's show kicks off with a much needed update about something we discussed a few shows ago. It's a cautionary tale and must be heard. After that, Danish brings up how Nate Diaz has become the voice of reason in the UFC. He wants other fighters to start behaving themselves! Also, a crazy stunt gone wrong invovling a Tesla and a steep street in Los Angeles is discussed. And, a SHOCKING look into the show's demographic breakdown is revealed. Naturally, the convo turns towards the show's favorite baseball team, the Savannah Bananas. Also, we find out that Aaron is a decorated softball player and the manager of two teams! Danish talks about a very young dirt biker he saw on the streets. We also analyze the tale of a Brazilian pop star going to the hospital for what she claims was holding in her farts. A scary stalker story is also given the D+O treatment. And we close with various news and notes, and O'Neill poses a question about who would win in a battle of classic children's book characters.

Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep.com/dando.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Well, let me turn my sound on. I can't hear anything.
0:05.9	There we go. Oh, there we go. Very nice. All right. Let's do it. All right, roll them.
0:10.7	Oh, yes. Hey, big announcement. John Little. Whoa. He's doing his farewell tour. Hey, he's
0:32.1	leaving town. Yeah. He said, uh, it's called the chewed up and spit out farewell tour. That's
0:38.4	what he's naming it. He's got a name for the tour. Yeah. He's leaving town. I don't know because
0:44.0	he banged every 50 year old real estate agent in the county, but he's moving on to greener pastures,
0:51.8	he says. We, uh, we don't know where he won't maybe reveal on the show, but he'll be here next week.
0:57.2	I talked to his good buddy, hilarious comedian, Brandon Vestel. If you're in your town,
1:01.8	check him out. And, uh, we did a show earlier in the week at no, John Little still has no idea
1:08.9	where he's going. He's just. All right. Well, he sees a bouquet of beppo. He'll stop with apartment
1:16.8	behind it. It says for rent. He's probably just going to settle in right there. Wow. Interesting.
1:21.6	I mean, never a dull moment. We'll see what he's got to say. I'm sure he's got something to say.
1:26.0	I, you know, what I think a better move would be find a place you want to move to getting a
1:30.6	apartment so that you can load up your car and drive right to it. You think that's too safe?
1:35.3	Too safe for his blood. He doesn't want to know where you're leaving. Well, we got a major
1:43.3	announce major follow up from something we talked about on the show. What is it? Something major.
1:52.0	I think two shows ago, you mentioned you were at the comedy store. You saw an adult film actress,
1:57.8	Spencer Bradley. Yep. The next day she was scheduled to do a double anal scene. Yes,
2:03.2	double anal was on the, was on the menu. Let's see you sent me this. Winston Gambro,
2:07.4	the great Winston Gambro. If you know, beach cops, he's a good man. Good to discuss there.
2:12.0	And here, he sent me this. Her Twitter. This is from March 18th. March 18th. Okay. Here's
2:20.2	Spencer Bradley's tweet. It's at Spencer Bradley X. If you want to check her out.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.