Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Rory’s new album is coming guys! He gives us an update on the timing of the first single. A friend of the show was caught in a crazy scam, and Rory tells the funny story of when he met her (4:00). BTW, what doppelgangers do you think the staff have (10:42)? In our convo about who looks like who, Mal shares fears of discovering a child he never knew existed, giving us (and his potential baby mother) very little hope on his fatherhood potential (29:23). Meanwhile, Rihanna’s baby daddy A$AP Rocky is fighting his case and we give our input on how we would’ve handled such accusations (43:00). Demaris shares her soft launch strategy when asked, and Rory and Mal get her opinion on the times they were soft launched without permission (1:02:00). We get into music; The Dream is dropping his first album in a decade (1:20:29), Kanye has an interview coming up (1:26:24), & Alicia Keys is under fire once again (1:36:17). Also discussed: A voicemail about classic vixens who were before our time (1:38:00), Logan/Jake Paul and fighting siblings (1:50:28), Bronny James 0 PT game (1:58:06) + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: https://linktr.ee/demarisg To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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