Episode 341: Finally, We Speak of Bowels

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast

Chad Dundas

Sports, Leisure

4.8 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.
0:17.5	That's right. You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.
0:23.9	I'm your co-host, Chad Dundas, a longtime MMA journalist, novelist, and podcaster.
0:29.1	And joining me, as always, from MMA junkie and USA Today, you know them, you love them, you can't live without them.
0:36.1	It's your friend in mine, Mr. Ben, folks. Ben, how's your bowel this week? You know him. You love them. You can't live without him. It's your friend in mind, Mr. Ben, folks.
0:38.9	Ben, how's your bowel this week?
0:40.9	You know what?
0:41.7	As far as I can tell, it's not even a little bit collapsed.
0:44.4	Okay.
0:44.8	One thing that we have learned, if anything,
0:47.0	during the past few days in the world of mixed martial arts,
0:50.7	is that your bowel can crap out on you at any time.
0:52.7	No pun intended. I mean, that was a little pun intended.
0:55.6	I mean, try to think of a euphemism for your bowel going out on you.
0:59.9	Your bowel crapped out.
1:01.0	They all sound nasty.
1:03.1	I mean, the entire experience sounds nasty.
1:05.8	The thing that I was thinking about in the shower today was all the terrible human things that could
1:13.7	happen that I was not aware of that MMA has shown me.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:17.6	Just over the course of following this crazy sport, you learn what a damn slow motion train wreck
1:24.3	the human body is and all the awful things that can befall it, especially
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