Episode 340: "The Local Show" (pt 1) with Paul Provenza, Lachlan Patterson and Lance Patrick

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Paul Provenza, Lachlan Patterson and Lance Patrick are on this very special episode of talkinS hit. Eddie is back and he wastes no time getting back into it. They have MotherF*#kin' Sh*thead Andrew Ronning in from Scotland sitting in. The guys swap tranny stories and Lance talks about Pauly Shores mom. All this and more on this episode of talkinS hit.

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0:00.0	Shit heads,
0:02.0	shit heads, rolly pulley,
0:04.0	shit heads, shit heads,
0:07.0	shit heads,
0:08.0	My dogs don't like you.
0:11.0	I'm back, you hear that? I'm back I talk my dogs bark I'm back in Venice Beach got here tonight
0:19.0	I landed 1130 back in the house 1215 recorded an episode why because I love you guys no because
0:28.2	Andrew Ronin Ronin Ronin Roninoning, nobody knows.
0:32.7	He's from Scotland.
0:34.0	He's a mother-fucking shithead, donated a thousand dollars,
0:37.6	and this is the only day we can do the show.
0:39.5	And there's no way I was going to leave him hanging.
0:41.2	So we did the show tonight tonight as soon as I landed from
0:43.6	Hawaii. I came here and good friends of mine, Paul Provenza, Lance Patrick,
0:48.9	Lachlan Patterson all showed up not to mention the mainstay of the show
0:53.0	machete and Chichy who is really
0:56.4	you know he's really
0:58.2	pulled up those bootstraps and fucking
1:00.7	done his job.
1:01.7	Cody where the fuck work?
1:02.9	No, Cody's upset with me right now.
1:04.8	Cody's been doing a good job.
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