Episode 340 – Go Marching In (The Saint)
Down These Mean Streets (Old Time Radio Detectives)
Jack Mooney
4.5 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
When people find themselves in trouble, it only makes sense that they'd ask a Saint for help. Vincent Price starred on radio as Leslie Charteris' "Robin Hood of modern crime" and lent an air of sophistication to crimesolving. We'll Simon Templar in a pair of old time radio mysteries: "Tuba or Not Tuba - That Is the Question" (originally aired on NBC on January 21, 1951) and "The Birds and Bees of East Orange" (originally aired on NBC on March 18, 1951).
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| 0:00.0 | Get this and get it straight. Crime is a suckers road and those who travel it wind up in the gut of the prison of the grave. |
| 0:07.0 | The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. |
| 0:18.0 | The Adventures of Sam Spade Detective. |
| 0:22.0 | The Adventures of the Saints starring Vincent Prize |
| 0:25.4 | Bob Bailey in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account |
| 0:30.6 | America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator. |
| 0:33.0 | Yours truly, Johnny Deller. And the Hello and welcome to down these means streets and another trip back to the world of radio |
| 1:00.3 | detectives. |
| 1:02.0 | This week our super sleuth of the airwaves is Simon Templar, the Robin Hood |
| 1:06.8 | of Modern Crime known to friend and foe alike as the saint. |
| 1:21.0 | Created by Leslie Charterous, Templar sprang from the pages of novels to find success on the big and small screens, played by a variety of actors including George Sanders, Roger Moore, and Val Kilmer. |
| 1:28.0 | The saint also found great success on radio, solving crimes on the air from the mid 40s through the early 1950s. |
| 1:37.0 | Today we'll hear a pair of adventures of the Debonair detective starring the Great Vincent Price, far from the castles and |
| 1:44.7 | Dungeons of Roger Corman horror films to star as one of radio's greatest |
| 1:49.8 | gentleman gumshoes. First we'll hear tuba or not tuba. That is the question. |
| 1:57.2 | Originally aired on NBC on January 21st, 1951. |
| 2:02.3 | It finds Simon coming to the aid of a musician, |
| 2:05.0 | pal, who's recently been hired to join the band at a nightclub. |
| 2:09.0 | And since the man can't play his tuba to save his life, Simon figures there must be an ulterior motive behind the new job. |
| 2:17.0 | Jack Moils is the untalented musician. |
| 2:20.0 | You may recognize him as Egyptian cafe owner and adventurer Rocky Jordan. |
| 2:25.0 | The rest of the cast includes Maggie Morley, Victor Rodman, and Frank Gerstel. |
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