Episode 34: Schmoes, Schlubs, and Schmucks
Gleeman and The Geek
John Bonnes
4.8 • 808 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2012
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Aaron and John talk about the outfield realignment and Ben Revere's role, what Chris Parmelee means for Justin Morneau, returning Rule 5 pick Terry Doyle to the White Sox, why grandparents hate Drew Butera, schmoes versus schlubs versus schmucks, drugs of abuse, Delmon Young's claims, The Hunger Games, and the folly of spring training numbers.
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| 0:00.0 | Gleeman and the geek |
| 0:11.5 | Gleeman and the geek |
| 0:14.0 | Gleeman and the geek |
| 0:18.0 | Talking baseball |
| 0:21.4 | Every week |
| 0:24.4 | Because the dream |
| 0:27.5 | And the geek |
| 0:27.5 | And the geek |
| 0:30.7 | And welcome |
| 0:33.1 | The Vescent Exclamation |
| 0:34.5 | of the Geek podcast |
| 0:35.5 | With the sound of meat Pick and corn kernels out of my teeth, I think. John found a place with free popcorn. God help me. I made him stop, though. It's a weakness. It's an absolute weakness. I find you going to a bar with popcorn. I just love bars with popcorn. Good, salty, greasy popcorn. Of course. That's the whole point of it. Oh, yeah. Isn't that awesome? |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah, well. |
| 0:55.7 | Such a simple thing. |
| 0:56.8 | God, it's good. But I have such respect for our audience that I said, John, let's not start until you're done throwing that to your face. And finally, I had to go throw it away because he couldn't just put it off to the side. There was just no way it was going to sit there and not be eaten. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.4 | There was no chance. |
| 1:11.0 | He's got no willpower. |
| 1:11.9 | You put it by me. |
| 1:13.6 | Who's now? |
| 1:14.2 | Whose weight now starts? You couldn't just put it off to the side. There was just no weight. It was going to sit there and not be eaten. Yeah. There was no chance. |
| 1:11.0 | He's got no willpower. |
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