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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 34: Let's Get Real

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Sheldon Cooper, a 9-year-old boy, begins his first day of high school in the ninth grade with his older brother, George Cooper Jr. Having shown more skills than a typical child his age, he skipped several grades. On his first day, he questions his teachers and informs students of their rule-breaking. He tries to find his place in the new school and George must deal with having a much younger sibling in his class.For more YKS, check out our bonus episodes on Patreon: www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies - www.thehellyeahbabies.comDrew Toothpaste - www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle

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0:00.0

And your life was true in six-back.

0:05.0

Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.

0:10.0

Els from cover, Smash CompuMaker, Uber's a baby,

0:14.0

A spake and bigger paper.

0:16.0

I can't believe you had no much,

0:18.0

I'm gonna blank attack for us and much.

0:22.0

The old king starts. That's for a fun! Your Kickstarter songs!

0:30.0

Hot! Yeah!

0:31.0

Yeah! Oh yeah!

0:32.0

Fuck! The podcast.

0:40.0

Hey guys, um, back, I'm in the drive through again, I'm in the drive through again.

0:43.0

The Wendy's.

0:45.0

I just needed to talk to see if I could, you know, like,

0:52.0

nah. You know like

0:55.0

nah Hey everybody it's y-Ks your k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, Kek, Kek!

1:04.0

Kek!

1:05.0

Star sucks.

1:07.0

We have to, uh, we have to buy some sound effects.

1:11.0

Yeah, we gotta do that.

1:12.0

We gotta get rolled on that maybe in season five can

1:16.1

get on that. Welcome to your Kickstarter sucks. It's the podcast that we do. I am your host, Jesse Ferar.

1:24.0

That's the podcast that we do.

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