Episode 34 - Laksa Splitpants!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Laksa Splitpants! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie vaguely bring back number weapons. Phil got a massage from Wikipedia disguised as a Japanese guy.Pierre’s lost his Laksa Virginity! They’ve been up to their balls in laksa at Sambal Shiok just off Holloway Road. The boys enjoyed some soft-core prawns that make Phil want to believe in intelligent design. What animals are letters? Giraffe’s are a giant h. PodBuds are now so good at tagging bad Brexit jokes on twitter that people fear them. Do you wash your hair before, after or even DURING your haircut? Have you ever grossed out your barber? We discuss a Question Time idiot and Belfast and get distracted by a rainbow before the Laksa made us fall asleep like little BABIES. The harrowing truth behind The Simpsons and the revolting aspects of twee home decorations and greetings cards. Correspondence: Chinese Slugs! Split pants! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	So, so, so skin.
0:02.0	Keep your good going and breeze through busy days with mullah lights.
0:08.0	Now with a new thicker recipe with Vitamin B6 and Vitamin D. Oh go on then. Mull a light get the good going.
0:22.3	It's at 3.4 time.
0:24.0	34 you wanted more so here's the score it's at 34.
0:28.0	That's right and uh is 34 anything?
0:31.0	Um, no it's got a boring number 34. Yeah, it's much to it. It's a squiggle and then a little box on a stick, isn't it? I don't remember what the weapons were for three and four.
0:42.8	Oh, well a four was that weird thing that our friend of the podcast sent in and I put it on
0:49.1	Instagram, that weird Central African knife.
0:53.0	Yeah, with the Jalembay or something.
0:56.0	Yeah, I think it was.
0:58.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds right.
1:00.0	And a three, what's a three, like that cling on cling on three it's like a shield isn't it with a handle in the middle
1:07.8	Yes, or a stretched bow a compound bow a compound bow come on bow. Okay, bow. A compound bow.
1:13.0	There you go, listeners.
1:14.0	And for anyone who hasn't listened to that exact episode,
1:17.0	we had a long chat one...
1:19.0	Fuck knows how long ago now
1:21.0	about what numbers look like weapons yeah which
1:25.2	weapons numbers look like yeah and so one is like an arrow or a spear or a spear
1:31.9	10 is a spear in the shield.
1:34.0	Yeah by side.
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