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The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 34: Dancing Skeletons

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

Events, Ness, Ben, New, Roundtable, Radio, York, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Barnett, Talk, Beast, Brain, Murderfist, Comedy, Round, Current, Kissel, Table, Monster, Gentlemen, Loch

4.92.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!

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0:00.0

That's a good one. I'm loving it. That's to be our catchphrase. I'm loving it. Oh, no, that's

0:07.4

big Donald's catchphrase. Oh, they're good. All right, dear Lord Biel's a boob. Thank you for all

0:15.3

of my friends still being hairy and overweight even though they put on a 12 hour comedy show yesterday.

0:22.2

That would be murder fist that did that. Thank you for not having them die and I appreciate Edward's

0:28.4

balls. Eddie, I don't think people tell you that enough. No, your testicles are perfect size,

0:34.9

perfect to suckle, perfect to fuckle. So I want to thank you Lord for creating those beautiful

0:39.2

bean bags that simply how is one of the finest cocks I've ever seen. Wow, thanks. They are really

0:45.0

beautiful. Thank you God. Me too. I an addendum. What do you think, Holden? I want to thank the Lord.

0:50.2

I'm just going to say I'm sorry to God. Okay, we're going to move balls. He gave them to me and I

0:58.6

just pulled way too hard too much. You have big long balls now. I got the long balls.

1:04.4

Well, it's not the balls that just long sack. They got no one to drop the blood. They don't show down.

1:12.1

That's great. So it's just flappy. It's like an elephant spear. That's close. Well, thank you Lord

1:18.4

for holding weird elevator balls as well. In your name you pray. Amen.

1:23.4

Hallelujah. Amen. Welcome to the best freaking podcast around the round table of gentlemen.

1:30.6

It is a real good no hall to be here. Who is everybody?

1:33.8

Jackie Browse here. And Waza. I'm loving it. That's McDonald.

1:40.4

Can we take that? Can we just take me Donald's thing? I like it.

1:47.6

I really like it. I like that really in there. Yeah. Welcome. She's smart.

1:53.4

Ed Larson. Holden Mneely Burger King.

1:58.5

And we'll have Michael Che join us in a minute. He's running a little bit late because of the

2:02.3

seven train. He will be replacing Kevin Barnett because we always replace people with people

2:06.1

that look similar to the person that were being replaced. Black on black. Black on black.

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