Episode 34: 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest (Week 2)

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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The 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest continues with a whole new set of fantastical cryptids! This week, the boys continue globe-trotting, visiting Russia, Africa, England, and the southern U.S. to find the queen of lesser-known cryptids. Listen to stories of the … Read More The post Episode 34: 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest (Week 2) appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to week two of the 2013
0:08.8	misscripted content scripted contest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:27.0	yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:28.0	oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm your host David Flora and joining me is the 1983 Oklahoma.
0:37.0	I'm your host David Flora and joining me is the 1983 Oklahoma class 2 a state wrestling champion Dave Roman Greco Stecco.
0:51.0	Hey y'all, what's up? Dave, how are you doing, sir? Well I've been putting a
0:56.4	headlock on my life ever since I've reached the pinnacle of human achievement and
1:00.3	ever since then I've had the good times on a run you know what I'm saying.
1:04.0	Well let's hope your life doesn't tap out.
1:07.0	You guys are right.
1:08.0	I see that you did there because that's wrestling talk too.
1:11.0	I like you. Ladies and gentlemen we have an amazing array of
1:16.2	cryptids for you this week. Holy shit it's a crazy ass freak show here I'm just
1:20.6	loving I keep living where I look it just something I've never seen before.
1:24.0	Now there is one thing we'd like to say we do not endorse any of these cryptids as being freaks.
1:30.0	Well you better get your glasses check man because I'm saying some of the weirdest
1:34.4	I've ever seen of my life man. This week the lineup for the Miscripted
1:41.0	contest includes the following. The Alba store.
1:46.0	Don't forget, I got the Honey Island swap monster.
1:50.0	We have the Cockatrice. And straight out of Africa a dinga neck.
1:55.0	No shit, it's a jungle walrus.
1:57.0	Have you ever heard anything like that in your life?
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