Friends, when we talk to you about the Phil Henry Show merch store, we're not just whistling

Dixie Jack.

We're not just making idle conversation, waiting for the train to arrive, waiting for the bus

to arrive, waiting for us to just get gone on to some other destination.

No, we are engaging you forcefully.

We are engaging you respectfully, but we're engaging you earnestly and telling you, yes,

the Phil Hendry Show merch store

is a thing, man. You've got to get over and look at our merch. We got the chef Carl Chedelia

chef's coat from Ted's of Beverly Hills. What about that? We have the executive chef coat with

your name on it. You can also get the chef Carl Chedillia's chef's hat, the chef Carl Chidelia's

special executive hat with your name on it. We have the Tens of Beverly Hills

bowling shirt, the famous bowling shirt, the one that is, well, the one that put Ted on the map.

We have the Teds of Beverly Hills logo sportswear, including the great Teds of Beverly Hills hoodie.

Then we move on to Belmar Academy. That is the place where Coach Vernon Do, coaches varsity football. We have the Belmar Academy football jerseys.

We have them in blue, blue and white.

We have them in white and blue.

We have them, Jack, we got them in every kind of color.

We have the ladies Belmar Academy jersey.

The Mandy Dozier edition.

Dig it, the Belmar Academy Slaughterhouse Men's Raglan T-shirt.

I don't even know what the hell a raglan t-shirt is. Maybe it's just rags, maybe. We have it all, and we've got it for you.

Oh, here's another Ted's of Beverly Hills shirt.

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