Episode 338: Bill Tompkins: Man's Understanding Part 1
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2026
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
This week (and next week) Alex tells us all about Bill Tompkins and his life in the world of UFOs.
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SOURCES:
"Selected by Extraterrestrials: My Life in the Top Secret World of UFOs" by Bill Tompkins.
Links Mentioned:
https://williamtompkins.org/background/
https://copycateffect.blogspot.com/2017/08/Tompkins-obit.html
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to Chulamani podcast episode 338. |
| 0:25.4 | As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by my own absolute Joker and absolute poison ivy, Jesse and Alex. |
| 0:31.8 | Total monsters? |
| 0:32.7 | Is that what you're saying? |
| 0:33.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | Are you the total demonic man trapped inside a normal man's body? Or are you the like man trap like |
| 0:40.5 | Cthuloo man trap? Oh, I'm the Cthulhu man trap. Let's not pretend. There go. Okay. |
| 0:47.0 | Always have been. Always will be, baby. I feel like in there is another universe where I am jokerized. |
| 0:53.0 | I feel like that does exist. This world tries to jokerize us a lot. Yeah. I feel like this is like yeah, like gotcha like no whammy. Don't get jokerized world. Jokorized is so funny. I got jokerized dude. This world. It's too easy to give into the jokerization of this world. I'm on vacation. I'm going to hang out. |
| 1:11.3 | I'm going to get jokerized. I have a couple beers. You know, just think about the world, man, go for a couple of taxi rides. Wonder if I'm seeing things or if it's really happening. Come the Joker. You know, the Joker, the villain for Batman. Is he Batman's brother this time? Who knows? not normally part of the Joker's origin. |
| 1:29.6 | Is this an absolute Chaluminati episode? for Batman. Is he Batman's brother this time? Who knows? It's not normally part of the Joker's |
| 1:29.1 | origin. Is this an absolute Chaluminati episode? You know, in a way, sort of, I, this is the first, |
| 1:35.9 | is this my first episode of the year that's not Cornerfest? Or did I do something else already? |
| 1:40.1 | I don't know. You did about 8 billion episodes to start the year. |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah. And here we are. That's that does happen. Well, in either case, welcome back listeners and viewers to another installment of our season of slightly sex tinged Chaluminati, which, you know, was pretty fun and funny for us, 14-year-old boys that run |
| 2:02.9 | this show. |
| 2:04.0 | But also, yeah, but also I think it's worth discussing because whether we like it or not, |
| 2:09.7 | as is becoming more and more clear every day, sex makes the world go around just as much |
| 2:14.5 | as money or any other lever of power. |
| 2:17.0 | And just like all English majors have to read the Bible, |
| 2:19.6 | if they want to understand like 90% of English language literature. |
| 2:23.3 | If you want to truly understand the world of bizarre, |
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