Hey shitheads, it's Eddie.

Still in Australia and lying in bed right now naked thinking about all of you guys.

Yeah, and I got to get through a bunch of stuff really quickly and then we're

going to get to the show. First of all it's that week. It's Mother's Day's

coming up. It was also my mom's birthday. So I had to get her something.

I'm in Australia. How did I do it? I went to pro-Flowers.com. I got my mom flowers for her

birthday because I couldn't be there.

She's all the way in Pittsburgh.

So I got her some flowers and I can't get her flowers again

for Mother's Day, but you should get your mother flowers.

Or any of the girls you've ever gotten pregnant get them flowers because they're

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