Sword and scale contains adult themes and violence and is not intended for all audiences.

Listener discretion is advised.

Listen, you know, I'm telling you, you know, I'm confessing to you.

I'm telling you that I did it.

Would you arrest me?

Welcome to Season 13, Episode 336 of Sword and Scale, a show that reveals that the worst

monsters are real.

Yeah. You know, the show gets a lot better when you stop complaining and just enjoy it.

I'm not going to start talking like you do in, I don't know, Northern Michigan or West Appalachia or, God for sake in Ohio.

You're not going to be able to get me to talk exactly how you talk in your little specific local town.

So just stop. You can't control everything. Just stop trying to control everything.

You're probably saying it wrong anyway.

It's usually a word that comes from a different language and shit.

Y'all saying it in Ohioan.

Let's talk about something most people don't think about until it's too late.

If you drink, even occasionally, you already know how unpredictable the next morning can

be.

Sometimes you're fine.

Sometimes you're not.

That's where liqueur comes in. Lecure makes gummies designed to help prevent hangovers

by supporting your body while it processes alcohol. The formula is built around D.H.M. A compound

derived from the Hoveenia Dulchus tree that break down acetyldehyde, the toxic byproduct

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