Episode 336: Love, Lust and Lies
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2026
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
This week, Jesse takes us on a journey through urban legends of lust, love, and lies.
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LINKS:
The Voyeur's Motel:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel
Melrose Hall:
https://www.brownstoner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Melrose-Hall-BPL.jpg
https://www.brownstoner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Melrose-Park-BPL.jpg
https://www.brownstoner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Melrose-Park-1909-BE.jpg
Akan The Alien:
https://www.geekslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/elizabeth-klarer-232x400.jpeg
https://www.geekslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/elizabeth-klarer-232x400.jpeg
https://www.geekslop.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/elizabeth-klarer-portrait-of-the-alien-akon.jpeg
https://www.amazon.com/Beyond-Light-Barrier-Autobiography-Elizabeth/dp/1891824775/ref=sr_1_1?1
https://a.co/d/021KNZ6U
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamati podcast. |
| 0:23.8 | Episode 336. |
| 0:25.1 | As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by my big left and right foot, Jesse |
| 0:29.4 | and Alex. |
| 0:30.5 | How's it going to? |
| 0:31.0 | You made me think of so many things in like a roller coaster. |
| 0:34.3 | I thought you were going to get, like, weirdly political. |
| 0:36.2 | And then by the end, I was thinking about Daniel Day Lewis. He said it was a big. And I was like, yeah, he was left and right. I'm like, yeah. Foot. I was like, oh. Yeah. Yeah. Daniel Day Lewis. All right. Not small nimble feet like a Warren. Oh, never trips. Like a big foot. Oh, yeah. I got a lot of things going on that are like a big foot. Like just visually like from a distance. What? What is? Visually like from a distance, I feel like you might mistake me for a big foot just like on profile. Oh yeah. No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see that. I got a tiny ass dick but my i look like a big |
| 1:12.8 | foot yeah but yeah but like from a distance and with the right angle it could look like a foot |
| 1:17.6 | no it's just because everything's really hairy yeah yeah so it's like hard to tell yeah yeah |
| 1:21.5 | no one knows no yeah welcome to the show everybody i'm to you back. We have to bring the flavor in. |
| 1:29.0 | It's like the month of, like, love. |
| 1:32.5 | Is it the month of love? |
| 1:33.5 | On the schedule, it's called Sexy Hot Aliens Month, because this month is all about |
| 1:38.3 | sex and aliens and all kinds of weird. |
| 1:41.9 | If you let it be. |
| 1:42.9 | Yes, that's true. |
| 1:44.1 | But only in February of 2026, are we heralding it with a giant big, big titty mantis lady in all our branding. |
| 1:52.6 | And a special like fuck playlist, the Chaluma Noddy breeding program playlist, which is available on our Spotify and will be available on all our social medias and stuff. What is this show? Go find it. I don't know. Go find it. When I, like, there's an aspect to it that Alex just kind of does. And I just mostly just ignore. Oh no. Mathis, that wasn't a question to you that was the audience because |
| 2:17.6 | most things you do is which alien will I have sex with I lean into the sex making fuck playlist |
| 2:23.0 | I mean to the sex one time and suddenly I'm the pariah of the group what happened to us we |
| 2:27.7 | suddenly I'm the pariah of the group because of my sexual confidence and then these two dragged us |
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