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The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

Radio X. Good morning to you. Happy Saturday. I've just discovered you can't really.

And this is why I just came in a bit late then.

Yeah.

You can't do the Quality Street toffee log during the news.

That's not a microphone's friend. You can't do the to Street Toffee log during the news. That's not a microphone's friend.

You can't do the Toffee log.

Yeah. During the news. It doesn't give you enough time quite. Sure. Stay away from Toffee. You're about five chumps off it, but you just can't do it. I mean, I didn't, you, you heard that delay there, didn't you? That was quite stressful, to be honest. It was quite... It was.

It was.

You really tried to get there.

I was really going as well.

I was going like a sort of some sort of cartoon character.

Trying to finish some sweet corn. It was like waiting for a return answer from like a moon mission where you're worried they haven't heard you. It was like watching. Go ahead walk out into the road. Yeah, right. Was it that bad? I'm sorry.

Something bad's going to happen.

I tell you what, though.

It was balzy.

No, no, I put it in at the start of the news. Yeah. It doesn't work. It certainly, thank you to the morning gang for another great morning show. But I literally came in here. Seats still warm. Yeah. And honestly, I really thought I could do that in the time.

But it turns out if you are a broadcaster, and you're thinking of, and you're just having a cheeky quality street before the show, do not pick the toffee log, go something like the mint triangle, that's a quicker, quicker eat. Yeah, well, there's orange creams or something. An orange cream will do it. It turns out, not the big round toffee one either.

Yeah,

the orange creams,

you eat them fast

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