Episode 334: Flat Earth

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2018

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Join us for a deep dive into the hottest conspiracy on the Internet today: Flat Earth! We're covering this from every angle that we can, from the actual beliefs to the people behind it going back to the 1800s and most importantly, just why this conspiracy has caught on the way it has in just the last five years.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Henry Zabrowski and we've got new live shows.
0:05.0	Last podcast on the left was looking to go on the road for a little bit of fun, but you know what we found?
0:10.0	No, the betrubble. It's a funny joke.
0:12.0	November 7th, the Majestic Theater, Dallas, Texas,
0:15.0	November 8th, Paramount Theater, Austin, Texas, and November 9th,
0:18.0	Hutterberg Center and Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. We're coming to Oklahoma.
0:23.0	It's going to be so much fun. We got pre-sale links up on the Patreon.
0:26.0	And, ooh, let me soulful, a bobbock, you at the end of this trip, the doctor's going to be like,
0:31.0	you're going to need to go to a hospital because your salts are at an unhealthy level.
0:37.0	Can't wait to see you, fuckers. Hail Satan and enjoy the show.
0:41.0	There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left.
0:46.0	What's going on?
0:48.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:51.0	What was that?
0:56.0	Hey, tell me what Mr. Marcus with your fancy haircut.
1:01.0	Sparse cute little bangs, your girlish hips.
1:04.0	They're very nice.
1:06.0	You hanging out with these sign tibis.
1:08.0	I told you.
1:09.0	What's the say? I could help him.
1:11.0	I said hello to one or two. Yeah.
1:13.0	Yeah, you and your precious little globe over there.
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