Episode 334: Build Matt Blake a Statue - Yankees Sweep The Week And Continue Dominant Pitching
The Short Porch
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🗓️ 5 June 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees swept both the Angels and Tigers this week as they continue their unbelievable start to the season. Every Yankees starting pitcher is shoving each and every night it’s amazing. Jose Trevino is a legitimate good hitting catcher and needs to be named the starting. Matt Carpenter has been the spark plug this team has needed. Judge is ahead of Mantle and Maris’ 1961 home run pace. Miguel Andujar wants a trade. Derek Jeter joined twitter. How do we know which seed makes what fruit or plant? How many people died trying this stuff out back in the day? Plus we hand out pinstripes - BUY TICKETS TO BARSTOOL AT THE BALLPARK
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.6 | Oh, what's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch, |
| 0:13.2 | presented by Barstle Sports. The whole gang's here. |
| 0:15.8 | Tommy's folks, Tommy's really marty mush. Um, courting over zoom. What's going on, guys? |
| 0:20.6 | The Yankees, uh, the Yankees starting pitching is what's going on. The Yankees have the |
| 0:23.4 | best starting pitching and baseball. If you don't agree with that, you say someone like the Dodgers |
| 0:27.1 | of the Mads are wet, he's wrong. The Yankees are the best starting pitching in baseball one through |
| 0:31.4 | five. Every single day, you get an unbelievable start. Today, you got Jordan Montgomery pitch section |
| 0:35.7 | of third two runs. Honestly, a bad start. All things considered like for, for what, from the, |
| 0:40.8 | what the bar is right now, where like every single guy is just getting the ball shoving. We don't |
| 0:45.1 | care. We don't need to pull pin the ball us out. The offense does just enough. It's a beautiful |
| 0:49.5 | week. A sweep didn't have to worry about any, you know, bullshit here. A little bit of adversity. |
| 0:54.3 | I guess on Sunday, but you know what? 39 and 15 is pretty fucking good. If you ask me, Matt Blake |
| 1:00.7 | is just a ridiculous human being. I don't know what dark arc to use is, but the fact that he's |
| 1:07.6 | turning Yankees rotation into five ace. I mean, and the lineup has been, you know, 13 runs on |
| 1:12.8 | Friday, nine runs this week, six like that Yankees don't lose baseball. It's, it's, it's, it's almost |
| 1:19.3 | become boring. How good they are. Like, it's, it's, it's just out of the, like Yankees played |
| 1:24.3 | today they went. That's like, that's it. There's no, I mean, today was a walkoff, which I guess is |
| 1:29.0 | more exciting. But for the most part, it's just like, but there was little doubt they were going to |
| 1:32.9 | cut. Like, no, no, no, it's all right. They'll just win this in the night to the 10th or whatever, |
| 1:39.5 | whatever it may be. Like, there, there's no doubt. It's, it's, it's just a calmness that you can't |
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