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🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sword and Scale contains adult themes and violence and is not intended for all audiences. |
| 0:06.3 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:11.7 | When you get the light detector test set up for him, then you'll just have to contact me. |
| 0:17.1 | Jay, he was going to place under arrest. |
| 0:18.5 | No, he can't be. He's a 16 years old. |
| 0:21.6 | Where are you think you're going to take him? |
| 0:23.6 | Juvenile attention. |
| 0:24.6 | No. |
| 0:25.6 | Didn't think we'd be back so soon, did ya? |
| 0:29.6 | I'm always so pessimistic. |
| 0:32.6 | Always so negative this audience. |
| 0:35.6 | I don't know what's wrong with you, people. |
| 0:39.2 | Anyway, I hope you had a good holiday season. |
| 0:41.6 | We have some big news, so don't skip ahead just yet. |
| 0:44.3 | We got something to tell you, and I think you're going to like it. |
| 0:48.7 | Or maybe you won't. |
| 0:49.7 | Who knows? |
| 0:50.6 | You guys always complain about everything, so it's hard to tell. |
| 0:54.6 | It's really a losing battle sometimes with you guys. |
| 0:58.7 | Such misanthropes. |
| 1:00.5 | No? |
| 1:01.5 | Anyway, this is season 13, episode 33 of Sword and Scale, a show that reveals that the worst monsters are real. All right, here's what we got for you. |
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