Episode 333 - A Drumstick In Every Bite
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
A man's puppy pulled from the jaws of an alligator, delicious snack crackers, a haystack tarp cover you won't want to miss and an assortment of products you might have forgotten existed. Enjoy!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I better start rolling now because that's that's is that always go |
| 0:04.8 | only that gold well there's that old Saturday night live skit yeah and I can't |
| 0:11.0 | remember the guy's name that did that hey I'm'm from Joysy are you from Joysy? It's like from the 80s. Yeah, I don't remember |
| 0:16.7 | It's like hey, I'm from Joysy are you from Joysy so like a piscopo and we were just yeah Joe piscopo, who then went on to lift weights and become unfunny, right? |
| 0:26.0 | Or maybe he's still, I don't know if he's still funny. |
| 0:28.0 | He's like carrot top. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:31.0 | Carrot top just couldn't leave well enough alone. |
| 0:33.2 | You're a successful mid-range comic. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.6 | And some of his stuff's pretty damn funny. |
| 0:38.8 | Caratop, he's got some funny stuff. |
| 0:40.7 | Very successful. |
| 0:41.5 | And quite successful, and then decided he needed to start taking steroids and pump an iron. |
| 0:48.8 | And then he's not funny. |
| 0:50.5 | He's just like, you know, I would pay five dollars to get a glimpse behind the |
| 0:54.2 | curtain at the county fair at this guy you know it's like the bearded lady or the |
| 0:59.2 | the dog-faced boy or whatever that is yeah he, he's, if you remember Caratop from the early 90s, |
| 1:06.4 | late 80s, late 80s, something, yeah, relevant. |
| 1:10.4 | But he still looks like Caratop, but just imagine a |
| 1:14.4 | a imagine a horrifying facelift where his face is stretched beyond belief and |
| 1:20.2 | Like a science experiment and like Lou Ferigno from the Hulk. |
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