We all-know that privacy is a thing of the past, right?

Followers of the Corbett report will see past the It's Only Metadadale

lie and the PRISM limited hangout

to the underlying reality of the all-pervasive Big Brother surveillance grid,

Kalia and the stellar wind, the CIA spying on you through your dishwasher,

and who can forget the dolls that spy on your children.

Heck, even the Normies no longer scoff at the conspiracy theorists who warned that every one of your electronic gadgets is listening to everything you say and beaming that information off to third parties.

Now they just think that's a good thing.

I mean, how do you order a doll house for the doll that spies on you?

By surfing and clicking.

Okay everyone who has an Alexa.

Turn down your TV set just a little bit.

Alexa, the internet Connected Home Assistant Device,

she's listening.

Yes, she is.

The Amazon Echo System, which does everything

from getting your weather report

to ordering more laundry detergent,

can also do some things that you don't want it.

I love the little girls take on it.

Alexa ordered me a dollhouse.

As soon as Jim said that, viewers all over San Diego started complaining their echo

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