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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 332: Thomas and the Apocrypha

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to our guest, Thomas from Thomas and The Bible, Atheistically Speaking, Comedy Shoeshine, Opening Arguments....and probably ten more podcasts we can't remember... Congrats to Thomas for finally finishing The Bible, check out his video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIaNKmKhhI&feature=youtu.be Stories covered in the episode: Women's Groups Challenge New Texas Abortion Restrictions Alex Jones: 'Hillary Clinton Has Personally Murdered And Chopped Up And Raped' Children Kevin Swanson: The Movie 'Moonlight' Is A 'Sinister, Evil, Demonic Work' Aimed Aimed At 'Prepping Boys For Pederasty' Scientists are frantically copying US climate data, fearing it might vanish under Trump Letters to the Editor Were the stories about Japanese internment during World War II unbalanced? Two letter writers think so Sen. Cruz talks up Texas queso before cheese competition Join us and the GAM crew in Chicago Jan 13th. The show is selling out fast! Li'l Despots - Thanks Kernan! How to actually drink Eggnog:

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:06.0

Greetings citizens, I was wondered if you'd be willing to take one last poll for 2016.

0:13.4

Would you describe your behavior in the past month more like number one?

0:17.7

You want to run naked, except for an orange pumpkin bust randomly starting shotgun in any

0:24.2

direction in shouting, Merkel for number two.

0:28.6

Not every hour or so you throw up a little bit in your mouth.

0:32.1

Who glory and all motherfuckers, we need your humor more than ever.

0:37.0

Hi Tom and me, so this is Rose from California.

0:46.0

And I just needed to tell everybody that this so-called code of pizza and hot dogs, meaning

0:57.0

all this stuff that people are referring to.

1:03.0

So a lot of these people started out on forechan and reddit.

1:09.0

They have basically their only rules that you can't post child pornography or talk about child pornography or go to the band.

1:20.0

So they develop the same one instead of saying child pornography they would say CEP.

1:25.0

And then instead of CEP they would say Chief Pizza and then that's Pizza.

1:30.0

And on forechan talking about pizza meant that you were actually talking about child pornography.

1:39.0

So these are the same people that are now accusing child podesta and everybody else of being involved in this.

1:47.0

So basically to recap all that, what that means is that the only reason that they think that pizza is a code word for child pornography is because they themselves are pedophiles.

1:59.0

They made this up and they think that everybody else is total projection.

2:05.0

Thanks, glory home.

2:16.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.

2:21.0

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:29.0

Recording live from glory holes videos in Chicago.

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