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Episode 332: Cornerfest ‘26 Part D

Chilluminati Podcast

Chilluminati Podcast

Society & Culture, Comedy, True Crime

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Cornerfest is back, baby! Join Mathas and Jesse as Alex takes them on a journey through the corners of the internet in this final part of the yearly series.

CHILLUMINATI is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Mike Martin, Jesse Cox and Alex Faciane. Hold on to your tin-foil hats and traverse the realms of the mysterious, supernatural, spooky and sometimes truly horrible - and your third eye will never be the same!

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SHOWNOTES
MAN OF WIND:
https://www.instagram.com/jesusthelivingsun?igsh=ZDc3dGtjZmtrZDVs 
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMFYF8YQ?ref_=quick_view_ref_tag 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo

THE DEATH OF DR. KELLY:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kelly_(weapons_expert) 
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/jul/16/david-kelly-death-10-years-on 
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-13716127 
https://www.spyculture.com/clandestime-146-the-death-of-david-kelly/ 
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2010/jan/25/david-kelly-suicide-hutton-inquiry
https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2004/jan/27/guardianletters4

EVEN DEADER INTERNET:
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5085878 
https://gizmodo.com/dead-internet-theory-lives-one-out-of-three-of-you-is-a-bot-2000656924
https://radar.cloudflare.com/traffic?dateRange=52w#bot-vs-human
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/08/dead-internet-theory-wrong-but-feels-true/619937/
https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?threads/dead-internet-theory-most-of-the-internet-is-fake.3011/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Ah5VQrzvA

DATURA STRAMONIUM
https://www.reddit.com/r/spookymysteries/comments/n16xl8/solvedish_clairvius_narcisse_a_real_life_zombie/ 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serpent_and_the_Rainbow_(book) 
https://www.biologyonline.com/articles/dead-man-walking
https://web.archive.org/web/20210228034502/http://isciencemag.co.uk/features/haitian-zombies/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNRnOcW5yqs

PALANTIR REDDIT HEIST
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/mKUmT9YlR0 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamani podcast episode, whatever number this episode is.

0:25.5

As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined today by the one and only Alex Fasiani and then the superstar flown out to D.C.

0:33.4

For a special appearance at Magfest.

0:35.9

I thought you're going to be like, at the government. He was just thought out of Carbonite just now. He was in Los Angeles two minutes ago in his memory and he's just woken up out of Carbonite at Magfest. There he is. Bang. There he is. Yeah. Dude. What's up? Are you guys so high in the rain? This is your. This is still your baby. We don't know what's going on. We are here. Welcome to Part D,

0:58.8

aka the end of Cornerfest 26. It has been an interesting month as episode writer because I feel

1:06.0

like the reception to this specific series has been like uncharacteristically positive for like the weird

1:13.7

episodes you know like there's always the people who really like them but everybody has been

1:19.1

uniformly positive this time there's been no when you say weird episodes do you mean the

1:23.4

Alex episodes yes like the but the particularly eye rolly, I feel like I've got not nary a single rolled eye this time

1:32.9

for some reason.

1:34.0

I'm not-

1:34.2

A singular eye roll-ed-

1:35.9

I'm not sure.

1:37.0

Yeah.

1:37.1

I'm not sure.

1:37.6

It's because it was not the culmination of a giant mystery this time that everybody

1:41.8

was waiting for or if people really just connected

1:45.2

with me talking about where my head's at when I write this shit. But one other thing that I think

1:50.6

it could be is one of my favorite things to talk about. So get ready. But I call it saturation

1:57.0

theory. Okay. Saturation theory. This is a kind of gross, admittedly, turn of phrase,

2:02.9

but I think it's a good term for what it is I'm describing, which is pretty specific,

2:08.0

but also broad in another way. Is this going to be a plug for Patreon? Is that what's happening

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