Episode 332: "As Good as Dead" live from Melbourne Australia
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2014
⏱️ 91 minutes
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On this very special episode of talkinS hit Eddie is live from Melbourne Australia! Listen in while Eddie brings on a slew of comedians who are on the Melbourne comdey festival.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, shitheads. Good day from Australia. First time I've ever said that. Yep, I'm still here in Australia. I feel like I've moved here forever. |
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