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It is 6.15 a.m. I need to go to bed. I should go to bed. It is 6.15 in the morning.

And so I'm not here to say oh man I got up early I'm here to say I should I should go to bed

because I was up late we I'm part of a fantasy football league but Kevin was here and we

drafted last night which might make you think to yourself where the hell is Kevin?

Would Kevin go home go to bed? Why didn't he stick around and record an

episode? And you're thinking that because as we all know the episodes are

better with Kevin, but Kevin ain't here. Anyway, he didn't he didn't have it in him. About four in the morning, he finally tapped out.

He said, I gotta get home. I said I'd be home at nine. You know, what? It's four in the morning. I know I gotta get home. Anyway, so he stumbled out of here about four in the morning. It is 6.15 in the a.m. And here, and I'm not, so I didn't mean to start by telling you at 615 in the morning.

The only reason I'm really bringing it up is the fact that the neighbors are lawn is being mowed.

It's 6.15 in the morning.

It is dark outside.

It's certainly not light.

I mean it's somewhere between light and dark. Sunrise, I don't know what time sunrise is, but it's later than 6.15 in the morning. The neighbors, you know, they got the kind of scratch where you have somebody come and do your lawn. God what that's a dream by the way. The dream is just not have a lawn, frankly, but you know if you have one and I have a lawn and I have a lawn and you know look I don't want to have a lawn I'd rather it

some sort of zero escape is that what they call it that whatever that is where you don't

have a lawn you just have a couple of plants that grow in the desert and you call it good.

You know, and then some like maybe some weed barrier.

So I want the guy, I want to walk out in the yard and feel like, okay, I don't have to mow it and a lizard could live here that that's

what I want just I don't know about the lizard part but I definitely don't want to

have to mow a yard the but regardless of that who the F who the hell gets their lawn mowed, it's 6.15 in the morning, and

somebody's over there with a weed wacker.

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