Episode 331 – Boardroom Scrum

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Johnny & Gav take on honey, breakdancing, speeches, and Uruguay. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday. Get in touch on [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:06.4	The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.
0:08.8	Radio X.
0:20.2	Good morning to you. Happy Saturday. Welcome to The Kickabout. I'm Johnny Vaughn. Thank you very much. Toby Tarrant filling in for Moilsie, who's got any kind of, like, dengue. No, we don't need any of that.
0:38.0	They just don't look like the people in there could handle that.
0:41.3	No, you don't want that, no.
0:42.3	Have they had, like, someone, have they swept it for malaria and stuff?
0:45.3	They must have people on standby, and they must have, like, malaria pills
0:49.0	coursing through their systems, surely. Because Australia, there's nothing there that can't kill you.
0:55.9	Right.
0:56.6	Everything is dangerous.
0:57.5	So presumably all the creatures they get involved in all the challenges are just the non-deadly ones.
1:01.4	You've got to be reassured if you're a contestant.
1:03.4	I'll just do anything here.
1:04.5	Yeah, yeah.
1:05.3	Because...
1:06.0	Oh, yeah, even a snail on the ground.
1:07.4	It's like, mate, don't go near that.
1:08.5	That's like a wolf snail. It'll take your foot off. It's like a tiger snake. It'll bite your face off, mate. Yeah, yeah.
1:15.0	Just don't touch it. No, no, no, mate. That's a, it's a crocodile spider. That's right. Yeah, yeah.
1:21.8	No, it looks like a rose, but it's actually a face rose. It'll get your face and then you can kiss goodbye to your nose.
1:28.2	Don't go near that leaf, mate.
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