Hello again friends and you are our friends and welcome back to another edition of Jim

Cornet's Drive-Thou right here in the winter of 2024 a light week so we could

have some fun and also not really care too much.

We were just laughing because someone's trending again and we don't know exactly why.

And that man is this man, the leader of the cult of Cornette, Mr. Jim Cornette.

Not only do I not know, but I do not care.

I do not care, carth why I trend I merely trend because I exist.

It's gonna be one of those days I'm on tape I'm feeling puny now this is is your M.O you're doing this all you start out the show

sometimes even before we get on the air you're telling me all the the internet sketch here I'm feeling bad the kids have been sick I don't know my

fucking canker sore on my taint is flared up you're lowering the expectations Brian.

You know normally but this time it's it's my day too because I'm feeling puny as

Christine Jarrett would say just out of sorts, don't have the

the vem and vigor and the energy that I normally possess.

It was a late night last night because it was Valentine's.

I didn't get to bed till 9.30 quarter to 10. For a man my age, that's

remarkable. But I'll have you know I did not get out of bed until 8 o'clock this morning, which is why I'm feeling that I may be in the

grip of some creeping illness. I'm not sure what yet but I'm a little drippy I'm a little drippy I'm a little

lack of a dasical a little lackluster so today I'm going to rely on your extensive knowledge of

broadcasting and ability to stretch words out and throw out phrases and things while it I sit here and overcome dizzy spells.

Could this be the beginning of the end?

Is this a sign here?

I've just been to more doctors they can't find anything.

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