Episode 330: Nestor The Magnificant + Chris Woodward is a Gigantic Loser

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Nestor Cortes Jr. is a gift from the baseball gods and he never fails to amaze. Nasty Nestor pitched 7.1 no-hit innings against the Rangers on Monday, further cementing his status as the team's current ace. In other news, Rangers manager, Chris Woodward, is one of the biggest crybaby losers in the league after whining about Gleyber's walk off home run being helped by the Yankees' "little league stadium" (despite the fact that it would've been a home run in 26/30 MLB ballparks). The Yankees also became the first AL team to reach the 20-win mark, while the Red Sox look like they legitimately might be sellers at the deadline with how bad they are right now. Vibes continue to be sky-high with this team, ever upward. Outro song: "Magnetic Power" (via APM Music Library)

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0:00.0	Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:30.0	Back at the world, the Yankees are tighted again.
0:35.0	They're a cheater and just final game with a walk-off single.
0:40.0	They're a cheater, but they're embarrassing.
0:43.0	The countryality, did you have any debt?
0:47.0	There's a fly ball, it's the left.
0:48.0	It's on its way.
0:49.0	There it goes.
0:50.0	And the Yankees are going to the world through it.
0:56.0	All right, here comes the judge.
1:00.0	It is Labor Day.
1:02.0	And he is a Labor of the Month.
1:07.0	Fall game over.
1:08.0	Yankees win.
1:09.0	So...
1:12.0	Yankees win.
1:20.0	What's up?
1:21.0	What's happened?
1:22.0	Welcome to another edition of the Short Ports.
1:23.0	I'm your host, Hubs, on the other side of the laptop.
1:27.0	In the barstool of this, Tommy Smokes, Tom Scabelli.
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