Episode 33 - Manufacturing the outdoors
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2019
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
In addition to telling us about his recent southern California theme park vacation, Hank shares a riveting story about a the the television programming he finds at 3am when suffering from insomnia. It's an episode all about pretending to be outside while you're actually outside. Enjoy!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it's recording right now? |
| 0:02.0 | Kevin, I forgot to do something. |
| 0:03.5 | Okay. So we'll put this, this will be the beginning of this episode. |
| 0:07.8 | Yeah. Because we just recorded the entire episode and I forgot... |
| 0:10.8 | It's a wonderful episode you're all very lucky to have downloaded it. |
| 0:15.9 | Oh my god what you're about to hear is pure magic. Pure magic we just finished and I just finished so good |
| 0:22.2 | weeping. Well I'll tell you what, |
| 0:24.0 | listen until the end. |
| 0:25.0 | Listen till the end. |
| 0:26.0 | We get serious there at the end. |
| 0:27.0 | And it's good stuff. |
| 0:29.0 | But look, I got to wish happy birthday to Ed Keith. |
| 0:32.0 | Happy birthday. Happy to Ed Keith. |
| 0:32.6 | Happy birthday Ed Keith because I told Ed's kid |
| 0:36.4 | that I would wish him a happy birthday on that. |
| 0:38.8 | That is not an open invitation for everybody |
| 0:41.3 | to start sending me birthday things okay right I mean you're |
| 0:45.4 | not willard Scott I'm not yeah I'm not gonna have a birthday wishing |
| 0:50.0 | segment but I did tell Ed Keith's kid that I would say happy birthday to Ed because he said, hey, Hank, I'm a big fan, |
| 0:56.8 | so that's a good start. |
| 0:58.6 | And then he followed, I'm a big fan with my dad's an even bigger fan and it's his birthday and his name is |
| 1:04.7 | Ed Keith and I wondered if you might wish him a happy birthday and so yeah |
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