She's a doctor. She wears sensible sandals. That's why she doesn't want to be a wife. It was like

subtext, like feminist wife doesn't have to account for anything. I cannot wait till Black

Lives Matter like I'm actually learned about how awful Joe Biden is. Also he's a grabby,

grabby old man. Like he's so gross. Welcome to Call Your Girlfriend. A podcast for long

distance vesties everywhere. I'm Ann Friedman. And I'm Amina Tueso. On this week's agenda,

we'll discuss Taylor Swift, BFF Power Couples, Ivanka Trump, and her dad. Joe Biden feels

Hillary versus Bernie versus Black Lives Matter. Our love of political scandals, including

Columbabush and Marco Rubio's wife. Drake and Serena are dating and we're so happy

and the misuse of slang.

Hi Amina. What's up? Hi Ann. I'm so good. I like just made myself a big salad. Went to the

farmers market this morning. I'm so ready to dreddle in. I feel great. I mean I'm gonna

describe the fig salad for people who do not receive a photo of it in text message like I did. This

salad was pornographic. It was like lush and like red and green and it was it was incredible.

I think you could make some money like maybe stock photo for sexy salad. I know. You know there

was an article this week about how salads are scams. I didn't actually read the article but I was

so annoyed because I love salad. I think people are idiots. We like don't know how to make a good one.

Okay. I read that article and that article accused lettuce of being merely a vehicle for water

which I think is garbage. What kind of lettuce are you eating? I eat my like west coast

hearty greens. You know? I'm not just a vehicle for water. I'm sorry. I mean I have been known to

enjoy even an iceberg. Trust. I just don't. That's like where I drew the line this week. I was like

this is click a bait. I'm not clicking on this. I mean I clicked it. I'm not that strong but anyway

your salad was beautiful. You're winning today. I met two major deadlines and I'm drinking a

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