Episode 33: 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest (Week 1)

Blurry Photos

David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2013

⏱️ 67 minutes

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May is here, and that means it’s time for the first annual Miss Cryptid Contest! All month long, the boys of Blurry Photos will be bringing you lesser-known creatures of cryptozoology, pitting them against each other in a strange and … Read More The post Episode 33: 2013 Miss Cryptid Contest (Week 1) appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Good evening with blurry photos.
0:07.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah Tonight, splendendor, elegance, grace, fangs, and beauty,
0:39.0	all combined to the 2013
0:42.0	miscripted comedy. to the 2013 Miss Criped Contest
0:47.0	She's a vision in scales or fur
0:52.0	Do not look directly at her.
0:55.0	And hosting with me is the 1998 winner of the Mr. Cripted competition David the Mississippi Manamal Flora.
1:07.0	Well I do declare Dave how you doing tonight?
1:11.0	Well I'm just all a dither with the splendour. Dave I have
1:15.8	another seen a more luxurious field of cryptic contestants since about 2003.
1:25.0	Well David, your horrible addiction sounds like honey rolling off a duck's butt.
1:30.0	Delicious.
1:32.0	Indeed it's what we like to eat down in Mosele Supple.
1:36.0	For the entire month of May, we'll be taking a look at 16 luxurious examples of cryptozoology.
1:45.0	Some of the shire violets of the cryptozoological world,
1:49.0	girls who don't get on the dance floor as much as they should.
1:52.0	That's right, Dave, and before I forget, let me introduce my co-host and your main MC for this
2:00.1	competition.
2:02.1	Dave, don't stop me now.
2:04.4	Steko.
2:05.4	It's good advice and well-heated because I have so much to talk about tonight.
2:11.6	We have, over the course of this competition, 16 air quotes beautiful asterisk
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