Friends, when you listen to today's Christmas Carol, as presented by myself, Ebenezer Dickman,

the whole cast, keep in mind that there's all kinds of marvelous little things like that.

On our website, we have different things.

We have the Milwaukee Lions.

What are they?

It's a football team I created.

In fact, an entire football league that I created.

In fact, an entire football schedule I created.

In fact, we did three seasons of it.

Do I have a life? No.

You can listen to that. You can listen to our podcast from Bobby Dooley. Elcott, the next step.

We've invented an entire religion, which I don't know. Maybe it works. Maybe it doesn't. I haven't

tried it. It's there. You can listen to that as well. You can watch home movies. If you

want to worship something, I'm just kidding. You can watch our home movies, Henry Family Home Movies taken by myself and my dear old father

back in the day, baby.

We also have a videocast of all kinds.

We have long and short form comedy there.

We have a pre-show that I just got done doing and explaining to the audience, the background

for today's Christmas Carol that we're going to be hearing.

And I'll give you a little bit of that, I guess.

Will I? Yeah, I guess I will.

Well, you should give them some of it, Phil.

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