Hey, shitheads, this is getting weird.

I've recorded podcasts all over the world, different places, but this is the first time I've recorded from my bed.

I'm in bed in Melbourne, Australia.

Yeah, I said in Melbourne for all you people

that want to correct me.

You can go fuck yourself.

Anyway, here I am in Melbourne, this episode that I'm going to play for you,

is I'm not there.

I let Jason take control and he couldn't get Laughlin so he got Chris Fairbanks.

Chris is hysterical. Jason is Jason. And then apparently Al Jackson showed up.

So, uh, it's a good show.

I'm sorry I couldn't be there, couldn't do it.

I was in the midst of traveling and getting my show started at the

Melbourne Comedy Festival where I am right now, performing at the Forum Theater

every night at 730 come out and see me.

The first night I had a whole bunch of shit heads there.

It's really weird and awkward because I was kind of out of it,

but I was glad to see them.

They had the shirts on too. So I got new shirts

available if you're interested. The shirts say keep Venice ghetto. We're

going to reselling them on the site. If you want them, they will be available. Check them out.

Fine Southern Gentleman has all our shirts, including the Keep Venice Ghetto.

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