5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Hank's back from Alaska, sleep deprived and ready to drone on and on about the beauty of being off the grid and out of your comfort zone. But before all that, a little bit of information and likely misinformation about the history of Alaska becoming a state. Don't take notes, it's likely all wrong. Hambone! Enjoy!
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0:00.0 | Let's jump in. Let's jump in. Let's go. Here we go. This could be a train wreck. |
0:06.4 | Oh man, this could be a train wreck. I got sniffles. I've been in Alaska. I'm going to talk about being in Alaska a lot over the next year. |
0:15.4 | Like for one year, for one year straight. Anytime anybody says anything about |
0:19.3 | travel, fishing, the United States, Russia, anything. |
0:24.1 | I will find a way to take any conversation you want to have with me |
0:30.0 | and make it all about my trip to Alaska. |
0:32.1 | That's how amazing it was. Right now I had to sniff. I had a little sniffle. I had a sniffle. I had a little sniffle. I got up to Alaska and day one, sniffles. Sniffle, and I'm like, like a son of a bitch right because I've been down I've been down here in |
0:47.0 | Idaho where it's 500 degrees 500 degrees, smoky, wind, horrible. It's been horrible. And then all of a |
0:56.9 | sudden, bam, you get on a plane, you walk off a plane, it's 52 degrees pouring |
1:01.4 | rain. I had a sore throat and a sniffle the minute I walked |
1:05.8 | I one one foot stepped off of the plane one droplet hit me in the face and I was like I had a cold but I'll tell you what it didn't bother me at all |
1:16.8 | I would just I would do that thing where I would get up in the morning and I would walk over by the river and I would just plug up one nostril and just farmer below. |
1:26.5 | I think they call that a farmer, like blowing your, like just blow your nose out into the world. |
1:31.1 | No tissues required. Just blow your nose out into the world every morning. |
1:34.5 | And then you do that. |
1:35.7 | Ruhh. |
1:36.7 | You do that. And then you take a shot of whiskey and you're good for the day. |
1:44.0 | That was fantastic. I'd blow my nose once during the middle of the night on whatever I could |
1:51.0 | find. I didn't bring tissues. |
1:53.6 | Didn't have any tissues with me. |
1:54.8 | So it's like, what shirt did I wear yesterday |
1:57.4 | that I'm not wearing today? |
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