She's men keep saying how much they want a strong woman.

What they really want is a cheerleader.

I'd like someone who's physically very frail and won't stop talking.

I just want what everybody wants. I seem to have a harder time getting it.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film. It's episode 326 and we're down for some Christmas tricks.

It shows if you wide away and in the move with me all my friends,

so let me introduce you to the hands.

First up, the Christmas Zaddy himself, the esteemed wonderful, amazing critic, and if you don't agree, fight me about it,

Alonzo de Rolde, what's good?

Oh, I'll tell you, if we are, we're full bore Christmas now, so I think this is an appropriate

what's good friend of the show, Matt Rogers. He's joined us a couple of times over the years.

About a year ago ago I was promoting his

hilarious Showtime special,

Have you Heard of Christmas?

And I'm thrilled to announce that I can now

be promoting the album, Have You Heard of Christmas from Matt.

It's got songs that you heard from that special. It's got a couple of additional ones that

weren't in the show and this is absolutely entering my rotation.

These songs are hilarious, but they're also like very holiday.

And so it's not just kind of a one joke thing

where you're like, aha, I know the punchline here.

These are songs you are going to want to work into your rotation I have

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